At this point, I don't give a fuck.
underwear prices are fucking ridiculous i want a bra not a freaking mercedes
once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.